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 Dingding's Adventure（1）
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Teacher: Dingding, name one important thing we have today that we didn‘t have ten years ago.
Dingding: Me.
2.
Substitute Teacher(代课老师): Are you chewing gum(嚼口香糖)?
Dingding: No, I‘m Dingding.
3.
Teacher: How can one person make so many mistakes in one day?
Dingding: I get up early.
4.
Teacher: Didn‘t you promise(许诺) to behave(表现) well?
Dingding: Yes, sir.
Teacher: And didn‘t I promise to punish(惩罚) you if you didn‘t?
Dingding: Yes, sir. But since I broke my promise, you didn‘t have to keep yours.
5.
Teacher: Dingding, I hope I didn‘t see you looking at Mingming‘s paper.
Ding Ding: I hope you didn‘t, either.
6.
Dingding: I don‘t think I deserve a zero on this test.
Teacher: I agree, but this is the lowest mark I can give you.
7.
Teacher: Last time, I assigned you to write an article on milk, and required that two pages would be necessary. But Dingding, why are there only several sentences on your exercise book?
Dingding: Oh, my article is on condensed （浓缩） milk, so it is short.
8.
Dingding came to the swimming class for the first time. After an hour, he asked the coach （教练）, “Mm, can I stop now?” “Why don‘t you go on practise swimming?? ” “Because I can‘t drink any more.”
9.
Teacher: Even ten clever men can‘t answer the question of a fool‘s.
Dingding: Yes, sir. That‘s why I always fail in the exams.
10.
Dingding: God bless me! Let London be the capital of Denmark （丹麦 ）.
Teacher:？？
Dingding: Because I wrote so on the geography test paper yesterday.
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